Hairy Sink (I Love You) Greeting Card
The alarm goes off. Bleary eyed, you stumble into the bathroom to begin the morning grooming process only to find the sink COVERED in facial hair trimmings. You feel the frustration start to bubble up deep within your not-yet-caffeinated soul. Seriously, how can one human create this mess of facial hair EVERY SINGLE DAY??? Just as you begin to rage gargle mouthwash while thinking of all the passive aggressive ways to bring this mess up to your partner, the smell of coffee and bacon wafts in and you remember that you are hopelessly in love with a generous, kind, breakfast-making sweetheart. So what if he might actually be The Wolverine? You love that hairy beast of a man with all your heart in spite of his grooming missteps.
Card is blank inside.
-Made by Good Juju Ink
-Card measures 5.5 x 4.25 inches
-Masterfully printed and foil stamped on French Paper
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